Home to the plush SW5 and SW7 postcode, Kensington has everything you need for a luxurious getaway to the capital, a sophisticated day-trip to the city or a business trip in London. Located just three miles west of Charring Cross, the lavish suburb is just a stone throw away from some of London’s leading attractions. However, with SW5 housing Kensington Palace, The National History Museum and countless exclusive massage parlours it’s not hard to see why many opt to stay in Kensington rather than venturing into Central London. Here are some of the best thing Kensington has to offer.
Kensington High Street
Kensington High Street is a delicious mix of famous chain store outlets and stylish upmarket boutiques, making it a popular choice for those who want to avoid the grinds of Oxford Street shopping. Top picks for shopping on Kensington High Street include L.K Bennett and Orsini Vintage, which offer consumers the chance to buy luxurious and contemporary British clothes and shoes, as well jewellery dating back as far as the 1920s. The shelves of these small but luxurious boutiques are also well-stocked with the likes of Chanel, Gucci and Dior – making it a glorious haven for those who enjoy high-end label.
If you enjoy a luxury label but don’t enjoy the price-tag then don’t threat, Kensington High Street has it covered. TK Maxx promises an overwhelming selection of designer brands at a fraction of the price. If you’re seeking a Ralph Lauren polo, a new pair of Ray-bans or Louis Vuitton shoes it can all be found in the Gold Label section of the bargain department store.
For many of us, there’s nothing better than a bit of retail therapy. However, a few hours browsing through the shops can be tiring work – but here we are with the answer. Ever considered an erotic massage parlour? Upon the upper floors of the Lavish Kensington High Street stores hides some of the most exclusive adult massage parlours London has to offer. These salons are state-of-the-art with the latest massage equipment and give you the chance to experience some of the finest types of oriental massage. Some of these services include:
- Body to body massage
- Tantric massage
- Sensual massage
- Erotic massage
- Nuru massage
- Prostate massage
- Four hands massage
- Lingam massage
A standard adult massage lasts one hour (with the option of adding more time if you feel like really treating yourself!) Whether you opt for massage before or after your luxury shopping trip is entirely up to you. But one thing is for sure, you’ll be left feeling refreshed and rejuvenated ready to see more attractions Kensington has to offer.
Dating back as far as 1689, Kensington Palace is richly saturated in British history. The palace was the birth place and childhood home of Queen Victoria. Many expected the young sovereign to reign from Kensington Palace, however she decided to rehome herself in Buckingham Palace shortly after her coronation in 1837.
In modern day, Kensington Palace remains at the heart of British royalty. The royal residence is owned by Queen Elizabeth, with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge (William and Kate) and Prince Harry calling the lavish estate home in their own quarters of the palace.
With so many traditional and contemporary royal links, Kensington Palace is a big hit for British and overseas tourists and welcomes you through its lavish doors between 10am and 6pm, seven days a week. For £19.95 visitors can browse several old rooms of the palace, take a wonder through the luxurious gardens and visit the various exhibitions the palace has to offer. Diana’s Fashion Story and the Life of Victoria are being showcased through summer 2018.
Once you’ve finished indulging yourself in British royalty then why not end the day with pamper fit for a king? Just a carriage ride away (see what we did there) from Kensington Palace sits the royalist massage parlours London has to offer. Allow your gorgeous oriental masseuse to answer to all your naughtiest requests as she treats you to your own royal massage. Visit one of the various plush parlours around the Kensington area, for a B2B, tantric or Nuru massage. Believe us boys it’ll be a right royal treat!
National History Museum
If discovering all about life on Earth is your thing then you should definitely check out the National History museum. The museum, which dates back to more than 100 years ago is one of the biggest museums in London and welcomes a staggering five million visitors each year.
Visitors to the Kensington museum can explore exhibits from human evolution, space, dinosaurs and oceans as well as enjoying various exhibitions the museum welcomes you to over the summer. Who were the Neanderthals? Is currently being showcased, which invites you to learn about Neanderthal facts and catch a glimpse of their lifestyle and abilities. It promises to show how Neanderthals are far more similar to us than once thought – interesting indeed!
The great thing about the National History Museum is that it’s completely free, YES FREE. Therefore it’s only natural to develop a spending craving after you’ve finished browsing the museum. And believe us boys, there’s nothing we can think that’s better than spending your money on than a happy ending massage in Kensington.
The therapist will treat you to a naked full body massage with hand relief. If you play nice she may even treat you to the full service, which includes oral and penetration. You’ll be in no rush to leave the lavish parlour even if the endless Kensington attractions are calling your name.
Whether you’re in London for business or for pleasure, there is no better place to stay than Kensington. The upmarket suburb is flooded with things for you to do, including an adult massage. For the best sensual massage Kensington has to offer then feel free to visit one of our various parlours based in the SW5 and SW7 postcode. Just drop us a text or call on *number* to arrange yours today!