Incall Massage London Poem


We are Oriental Massages, an erotic outcall & incall massage parlour in London city,
If you come to us you’ll be massaged by a fitty,
Chinese, Japanese and Korean girls we have them all,
If you want to book all you have to do is give us a call,


We have a chain of parlours in Kings Cross, Mayfair and Baker Street,
All of our highly-trained masseuses are ready for you to meet,
Tantric, nuru and body-to-body, you can choose your style,
You can also have the full service if it’s been a while,


The full service includes a mind-blowing luscious link,
And then she will bump ‘n’ grind on your disco stick,
Have a prostate incall massage if you fancy a cheeky finger slip inside,
Or opt for four hands massage for the raunchiest of rides,


Our incall massages start at a bargain 120 pounds per hour,
So, if you want to be turned on in seconds we have that power,
Want to kick back and relax in your hotel, home or office space?
Well a gorgeous girl will visit you to put you through your pace,


To end why not invite your masseuse in for an assisted shower?
You’ll never want to say bye to her horny little flower,
We are open from 10am until 3am seven days a week,
The therapist will make your day whatever massage you seek,


So come and pay us a visit whatever time of day,
All our girls can’t wait to give you a naughty play.