Seven things to bring (and not to bring) to a happy ending massage

Booked a happy ending massage in London and wondering what you need to bring with you? Well don’t threat, here we have put together a complete guide of what to bring (and what not to bring) for your sizzling service..

1. DO bring a mobile phone

No, this isn’t so you can answer texts or calls (or even to browse Facebook) when you’re getting hot under the covers with your gorgeous therapist. Instead, you need to bring your mobile phone to inform the reception team you have arrived at the parlour. Due to client confidentiality and therapist security, the full address of an erotic massage parlour is never disclosed and instead, you will be met by one of therapists outside the property upon your arrival.

2. DON’T bring towels

Happy ending massage can get a little messy, with bodily fluids and massage oil going EVERYWHERE. The good news is that fresh towels are provided by the massage parlour which you can use for free of charge. If you’d prefer, you can bring your own.

3. DO bring enough cash

Many erotic massage parlours only accept cash payment, therefore it’s important to have the correct amount for your appointment or you’ll likely be shown out the door before your happy ending massage has begun. Happy ending massages start from just £120 per hour, however we advise you to bring a little more just in case you’re feeling a little more adventurous and want to extend the pleasure with other service.

4. DON’T bring condoms

Practising safe sex is heart of happy ending massage here in the UK. And in fact, it’s actually illegal to engage in an erotic massage without wearing the relevant protection. The good news is that condoms are always complimentary provided by the parlour. Whatever you’re shape or size they’re guaranteed to have a contraceptive to accommodate you.

5. DO bring some ID

If you look on the young side it’s important to bring a valid form of ID (passport or driving licence) with you to avoid being turned away. The law states that you need to be over 21 to legally have a happy ending massage here in the UK.

6. DON’T bring alcohol

We understand that getting your first happy ending massage can take you slightly out of your comfort zone. After all, it’s not every day you get down and dirty with a smoking hot girl. It might be slightly tempting to bring booze with you to steady your nerves. Although it is with regret that we must inform you that you are not permitted to drink alcoholic beverages while having a happy ending massage. You can however, have a few drinks before you arrive for your massage. Just make sure you don’t over indulge – clients who are drunk will be immediately asked to leave.

7. DO bring a tip

Happy ending therapists go above and beyond to provide you with a sizzling service. Therefore, tipping is a great way of showing a little appreciation that your masseuse has done a good job. Therapists are likely to remember clients who are generous at tipping and are likely to go the extra mile when you book your next appointment.

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