All answers will be revealed at the bottom and remember guys, peaking is cheating!
1. Though many countries claim erotic massage to be their masterpiece, it was actually the Chinese who firstly invented the bodywork more than 2000 years ago. During this period, the country was suffering from mainstream poverty, with medicines proving to be too expensive to heal the sick. Therefore, medical practitioners looked at new ways to relieve symptoms and found erotic massage to help variety of ailments – including aches, pains and sleeping troubles. As time went on the Chinese and other countries around the globe began to embrace the euphoric enjoyment which erotic massage also provides.
2. An easy one here, of course its two therapists involved in a four hands massage – it’s in the title!
3. The happy ending is a tamer package in comparison to the full service, but that doesn’t mean it limits the pleasure and enjoyment. Happy ending is the full body massage and hand relief until ejaculation. Just like the full service, there are two chances to orgasm as part of a one hour appointment.
4. Nuru involves a whole of naked body to body contact, so using standard massage oil could run the risk of friction. Therefore, to ensure the slides and grinds are ultra-effortless and sensational a specialised formula is used, known as Nori gel. Nori gel is made up of seaweed elements from Japan, which has a super slippery texture – perfect for getting wet ‘n’ wild!
5. Prostate massage is the stimulation of the prostate gland found in your anus (it’s the only G-spot found in the male body!) Prostate massage is usually an extra added onto other massage styles.
6. Therapists often begin an erotic massage wearing sexy underwear and transition to being fully nude throughout. However, most masseuses are happy to commence the massage fully naked or wear clothes throughout at your request.
7. You have to be 18 to get an erotic massage. Most massage parlours have a ‘Question 25’ policy whereby by law they check everyone’s IDs who look under the age of 25. If you are on the young looking side then please remember to bring a Driver Licence or Passport to validate your age. Failure to have this documentation will likely lead to you being shown out the door.
8. Outcall means that instead of the visiting the massage parlour, the masseuse pays a visit to you in the comfort of your own location. Most therapists are willing to come to all hotels, homes and even workspaces (as long as you have your own private office!) Outcall pricing is usually a little higher than incall price, with a full breakdown of the fee being provided by the booking line when you supply your postcode.
9. Bookings for erotic massages can only be taken on-the-day, with as little as 30 minutes notice needed for incall appointments and one hour for outcall. This is to protect client’s confidentiality, with all customer information being erased every 24 hours at UK massaging parlours.
How did you do? Whether you got 10/10 or are at the bottom end of the scale then don’t worry, you’re always welcome for an erotic massage at Oriental Massages! Pricing starts from as little as £120 per hour for happy ending or £160 full service, performed by our gorgeous team of oriental therapists. To secure your appointment or make some enquiries then call our team of booking agents today!